College Student Almost Dies After Getting Alcohol "Up The Butt"

Among the things wrong with today's youth, evidently, some of them would rather consume alcohol up their butts instead of drinking it! According to the Nashville Tennessean, a University of Tennessee fraternity is facing suspension after an alleged "alcohol enema" incident at the chapter's house on campus over the weekend. According to the article, the 20 year old student received an alcohol enema from his fraternity brothers and was admitted to the hospital in critical condition, unresponsive, after his "brothers" "dropped him off."  He had a BA of .40. The legal limit for DUI is .08.

According to police,  the practice heightens and speeds up the process of alcohol entering the blood stream because it bypasses the liver's filters. Good gosh!

The Power T Goatee, The Hog Lady & Big Blue Joker

How can you tell a REAL Tennessee fan from a luke warm one?  Well of course, the REAL Tennessee fans are sporting the "Power T" Goatee! (Well maybe not most of the ladies...) Don't know if the Power T Goatees can lift the Vols to enough wins to save Derek Dooley's job though...

My only criticism of this guy, is he also seems to have "Bama Bangs"

After Arkansas' horrible loss to Louisiana-Monroe and then 52-0 pounding from Alabama, Who else can uplift the Hogs like The Hog Lady, Liz Honey!

Of course, no one has it as bad as the Kentucky Wildcats Football fans. It's almost comical, but it's such a dark place....it's like they need a Wildcat Joker.   Uh....well they have one, the Big Blue Nation Joker......and not Joker Phillips.  This guy's actually kinda creepy....

And the season has only begun....

VIDEO: Some Delegates Boo Including References To God In DNC Platform

A strange moment at the Democratic Convention: During a vote on whether to include a reference to God in the platform, a large number of delegates voted "NO" and then booed as the measure was declared passed.

Probably not the impression party leaders wanted to convey to the nation.

Naked Man Interupts TV News Interview

In Arkansas, yes, Arkansas, an elderly couple were bring interviewed by station KARK for a story about a tree falling on their home over the weekend, when all of the sudden, a naked man emerged from the woods.  You gotta love the old guy's reaction, first saying he oughta sich his dog on the naked man, then adding “I ought to go out there and start an ass kicking contest!”  


Deputies later arrived and arrested the man, charging him with public intoxication and indecent exposure.