University of Memphis graduate Taylor Grey Meyer applied for 30 jobs with the San Diego Padres after moving to California and seeking to get her start in the Sports Industry. After finally getting rejected for a minimum wage job, selling tickets, she gave up.
The Padres, sent her a letter, offering her a chance to pay around $500 to attend a sort of Sports Jobs Fair in San Diego. That sent her off. Here is her reply:
Hi [Redacted],
I wanted to thank you for reaching out to me when thinking of ways to meet your quota for the Sports Sales Combine.
After
careful review I must decline. I realize I may be burning a bridge
here, but in the spirit of reciprocity, I would like to extend you a
counter-offer to suck my dick. Clearly, I don't have one of these, so my
offer makes about as much sense as yours. But for the price you're
charging to attend the event, I'm sure I would have no problem borrowing
one.
Managers like you have found this to be the most authentic
training available. Real, hands-on experience getting you on your way to
perfecting the techniques you will need to climb the corporate ladder.
In these tough economic times, it's always good to widen your skill set.
Let's
talk about why I wasn't a good fit with your organization. Was it my
extensive education that made me less of a fit, that now paying $500
will allow me to overcome? My graduate work in sports commerce? Being a
law student, working toward becoming an agent? Was it my past experience
overseeing the execution of national and international events? Wait, I
know, maybe it was my previous internship with Major League Soccer, and
that I actually got my "start" in professional sports at the age of 15
when I volunteered at a minor league ballpark in my hometown. And given
all that, I chose to apply with the Padres, at least 30 times since
moving to San Diego. Persevering through countless anonymous email
rejections, I continued to submit my resume despite never even being
granted the courtesy of a face-to-face interview. All for the joy of
making $30K a year. Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm not the best fit for
your company. But here's a nice fit, my foot in your ass.
All the best,
Taylor
The result? Well, she didn't get hired by the Padres, but she has received at least one offer for an interview from a team, and the email has been read by executives from dozens of pro sports teams!
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