Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Police Searching for Nude Motocyclist (VIDEO)

Police in Germany are searching for man who rode his motorcycle nude through the streets of Munster after the rider, who goes by the name Ballerboyz promised to ride through the streets of town nude if he got 1,000 likes on his Facebook page.

He got em, and he did.  (watch the video).  Police say they are searching to the perp although they say its a petty offense and in fact, at least one woman who saw the incident said she was far from offended and found it "not unappetizing to watch"!

Friday, December 20, 2013

Kentucky Fan Rants Against School's Misguided Emphasis On Academics

Some Kentucky Wildcats fans are openly disappointed with the numbers in the UK Student Section at games this season.  Is it just a trend among today's youth? Well, at least one Kentucky fan thinks he knows, and on Kentucky Sports Radio, expounded on his theory!


Wednesday, December 18, 2013

SIU Coach Goes Off On Rant After Loss To Murray State

Southern Illinois basketball coach Barry Hinson goes off on a rant after losing to Murray State last night! One of the best rants we've seen, AND he kept it clean! No cursing! Worth noting, the Salukis record so far this season is 2-8.

Monday, December 16, 2013

(VIDEO) News Anchor Drops F-Bomb On News

It really is true!  Two of the most dangerous things to be around are an "unloaded gun" and a microphone.  Case in point, this weekend anchor in Witchita, who thought his mic was off at the end of the news and drops an F-bomb on the Heartland...

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Santa Says There May Be No Christmas Because of Global Warming!

In a weird youtube video produced by Greenpeace, Santa tells children there may be no Christmas this year, or ever again, because of Global Warming, which has made life difficult at the North Pole! Santa says he's written to world leaders, including Putin and Obama who have failed to respond.....so all the stockings at Christmas might be left empty....

Friday, November 29, 2013

Best of the Walmart Black Friday Fights!


It's a Black Friday tradition! The fights at Walmart as shoppers try to get in on the Black Friday sales!  Let's check out the "greatest hits" this year!


Elkin, North Carolina


Security!!!!

Clinton, Utah

Ft Worth, Texas



Jackson, TN

Covington, Washington
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Happy Shopping!!!

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Best Analysis I've Seen On Obamacare Rollout!

Some people trust Fox News, some people trust CNN or MSNBC.  Sometimes, it seems to me, the most understandable analysis comes from, of all things, The Daily Show.  Check out their take on the problems associated with the Obamacare enrollment...(beware of language)


Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Yep...Prolly Time For A Divorce

From Youtube, a man videos his wife throwing a tantrum because he won't take her to the lake.  Hmmmm...wonder if it was Kentucky Lake? At any rate, once you watch the video, yep it's prolly time to part ways...



Sunday, October 6, 2013

There was a female streaker at the President's Cup Today

There was a female streaker at the President's Cup golf tournament today.  Surprise #1: She's actually nice looking.  Surprise #2: The look on captain, Fred Couples' face as he looks to be cracking a sry smile!  See for yourself!

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

What Will You Pay Under Obamacare

What will your monthly health insurance premium be under Obamacare?  Tough to say but here's a calculator which could give you a rough idea: Click here to try this calculator.

According to this, I would pay a little less but we'll see!

Friday, September 13, 2013

Country Singer Vince Gill Confronts Westboro Baptist Church

When the Westboro Baptist Church set up protest outside a Vince Gill Concert in Kansas City September 8th, Gill gave it right back to them....with a few choice 4 letter words....

The Westboro Baptist Church chose to protest the concert on the grounds that Gill, according to them, is an adulterer, for marrying singer Amy Grant.


Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Pee Wee Football Player Turns Into Monster With The Ball!

Check out this pee wee football player from Alabama.  He turns into an absolute monster with the football, bowling over one would be tackler, then putting on a move, before stiff arming another defender on his way to the end zone!


Friday, August 16, 2013

Fashion Show of the NEW Tennessee Vols Football Uniforms for 2013

Head Coach Butch Jones narrates a kind of fashion show of the NEW Tennessee Football Uniforms! A few changes with some! Pretty cool!


Thursday, August 15, 2013

A Peak At The New University of Tennessee Vols Football Uniforms

Here's a look at the new UT Vols Football uniforms! You'll notice the gray unis.  I think they're calling them, "Smokey." Also, there's talk of multiple uniform combinations and helmets as has become the rage in college football! Maybe eventially, chrome helmets with the Power T?


Sunday, July 7, 2013

DUI Checkpoint Search

What do you think about this video.  A young man is pulled over at a DUI Checkpoint in Murfreesboro, TN and officers search his car without his consent.  True, he could have been friendlier with the officers, but...  It's interesting that their tone changes when they spot the camera running.

The officer is with the Rutherford County (TN) Sheriff's Dept.  The young man is a student at Middle Tennessee State University and a member of the local Libertarian Party.  The party asked it's members to video stops at DUI checkpoints conducted by the sheriff's dept after it became aware of concerns from some citizens.


Wednesday, July 3, 2013

McConnell Mocks Grimes In Video

I'm guessing this was already edited and in the can, ready to be released.  Almost as soon as Kentucky Secretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes announced her challenge to Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell, the Senator's campaign released a video!


Monday, May 27, 2013

VERY CLOSE Lightning Strike! (VIDEO)


Check out this lightning strike from Russia! Very Close! (See Video Below)

Monday, May 20, 2013

Botched Star Spangled Banner At Hockey Game

What do you do when you forget the words to our national anthem?  MAKE EM UP! That's what Alexis Normand did at the recent Memorial Cup Hockey game between Halifax and Portland!  Unlike Carl Lewis, she DOES get credit for having a nice voice which does not crack, though....




Tuesday, April 30, 2013

(VIDEO) Caught On Tape: Dramatic Footage of Plane Crash

Dramatic video of an airplane crash in Afghanistan has surfaced.  Seven crew members were killed when the National Air Cargo jet veered, and then slammed into the ground shortly after takeoff.  The plane was said to be transporting cargo to Dubai.

Caution for the graphic video and language in the video.


Saturday, April 6, 2013

Young Cancer Patient Scores TD In Nebraska Spring Game

7 year old Jack Hoffman is a huge Nebraska football fan. He is also a cancer patient.  At the Nebraska spring football game, the Huskers let him live a dream, to play for his beloved Huskers!  He wound up scoring a touchdown.  What a wonderful gesture to make this little cancer patient's dream come true!  Just watch the heartwarming video below!


Wednesday, April 3, 2013

A Few Of My Favorite Baseball Videos

I think I AM becoming more of a baseball fan again.  I grew up loving the Cardinals and listening to the games on the radio.  That was the cool thing.  I could listen to the games while laying by the pool, sitting on a tractor in a field or driving down the road in my car!  Somewhere along the line though, baseball lost me through the strikes and labor problems, but I've come back.  What brought me back?  Gosh, I guess to be honest it really was the steroid fueled spurt of dominating pitching and video game length home runs from McGwire,  Sosa and the like.  It was AWESOME!  Of course, by the time Barry Bonds got it going, we had all figured out it was drugs, so he wasn't nearly as beloved.  Anyways, here are some of my favorite baseball videos.

I'm not big on the Yankees and Red Sox but this commercial with Yankees fan Alec Baldwin and Red Sox John Krazinski is great!  I know Baldwin is a nut job, but you gotta admit, he's hilarious!

Us old guys love the old guy players..... here's a great one with former Seattle Pitcher Jamie Moyer

How good would this guy have been if he hadn't gotten hurt....

One of my favorite hilites of both the careers of Tim McCarver and Deon Sanders!


Oh well.....just a few.....back to the games! Go Cards!!!

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Video Surfaces of Rutgers Basketball Coach Abusing Players

Disturbing video has surfaced of Rutgers Basketball coach Mike Rice abusing players during practices over the past few years.  Rutgers suspended and disciplined Rice following the abuse coming to their attention but did not fire him.  The video never surfaced publicly, until now.   In the video, Rice can been seen shoving players, throwing balls at them and cursing them with homophobic slurs.  Take a look and see what you think.  Is this going too far? Should the coach has been fired instead of being merely discipliened?  What do you think?





Monday, April 1, 2013

Tater Day 2013

Another Tater Day has come and gone!  Here's how it was reported on Twitter....along with my fav Tater Day song!  Tater Day is many things, but all things Tater Day are indeed "deep fried."  Have a Tateriffic Day!
















Tuesday, March 19, 2013

My Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes!

OK....this is probably only scraping the surface, but here are some of the best Chuck Norris Jokes!



Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am?

I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."

Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.


Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times

China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.

Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.

Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds

When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"

Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Chuck Norris,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn’t work, he plays zombie.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.

Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s sh*t.

Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.

Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.

Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.

Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.

Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.

When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”

Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split
open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't f*cking think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."

Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living sh*t out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then trank three kegs and shat on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the sh*t out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*ck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.